16, pansexual and a professional procrastinator, literally if I was paid while I procrastinated I would be a millionare.

 

theavengeronbakerst:

The biggest tragedy of Doctor Who for me is the fact that Jack never met the Ponds.

I mean, he would have liked Eleven and Amy.

But RORY.

He would have PURSUED Rory to the ends of the universe, and Rory would just be really confused and Amy would get super overprotective

"Captain Jack Harkness, and who are you?"

"HE’S MARRIED"

can you understand why I need this

(Source: enjolromanov)

laina:


laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

cubstearns:

geekswillinheritthearth:

collidewiththeissues:

How The Grinch Stole Christmas. 

More like How the Grinch is the most relatable character ever.

The Grinch is my patronus.

vanconcastiel:

mychemgirl15:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

Fun fact: the reason that people threw tomatoes at bad actors in the medieval age was because tomatoes were thought to be poisonous to humans. They aimed for the mouths because they were trying to kill them


Well that’s a touch excessive

vanconcastiel:

mychemgirl15:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

Fun fact: the reason that people threw tomatoes at bad actors in the medieval age was because tomatoes were thought to be poisonous to humans. They aimed for the mouths because they were trying to kill them

Well that’s a touch excessive

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

(Source: ohsoswiftly)

me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]

friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]

me: what the fuck i dont have time for this

ninthdoctorsbutt:

songofages:

read-travel-coffee:

Sometimes I just miss these four so, so much. 

Mickey where are you looking?

he’s looking at me

ninthdoctorsbutt:

songofages:

read-travel-coffee:

Sometimes I just miss these four so, so much. 

Mickey where are you looking?

he’s looking at me

itspoonanjimarsha:

rampant-noodle:

feekins:

rampant-noodle:

rampant-noodle:

its dead week

my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

image

she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

i’ve decided to join her

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burritos don’t have to take tests

Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?

no

those are taquitos 

those are our children

why are you having children with your sister

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

iamthetwickster:

sammybitchfacewinchester:

dean-winchester-is-my-hero:

Matt&Richard

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON 

THIS GIFSET IS DIABOLICAL I WANT TO SOB BUT IM IN A PUBLIC LIBRARY

It’s like they’re part of the Fruit of the Loom troupe but with veggies